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How to get MC?
September 20, 2004
i need to crap again.
This morning, my dear is asking me how to go get MC.
Oh man, she is defintely asking the right person, after 2 and a half of experience in the army to get MC.
Top Five Tips
1) Put colgate into your eyes
Result= 2 days MC for red eyes
Consequence = May lead to blindness
2) Drink Hot drinks before visiting the doctor
Result = MC for Fever
3) Say Constipation
Result = MC (doc difficult to find out also)
4) Say Migraine
Result = MC (doc difficult to find out also)
5) Say 1/F
so what is 1/F?
This is PHYSICS, aiyoh u all forget how can.
Lets revise
F = 1 / T
Frequency = 1 / Period
so what does 1 / F means?
F=1/T
T=1/F
1/F=T
so 1/F= ?
okay, go and figure our yourself okay
Must say serious stomach cramp
And pls note, this excuse is not suitable for most guys, unless u will wear a skirt.
OK actually i got one final tip. Power one, confirm can get 2 days MC
u will need acting skills
reason: You are going to act that u sprain your back.
Most clinics do not have the apparatus for cure your sprain, and mostly only chinese Physician will do some "bending" for youi.
But chinese phsyician normally dun have MC.
SO just act that you sprain your back, must act really good ok, drag your feet all the way.
Tell Doc, u need at least 2 days MC, then the rest of the MC you will try to get from tht chinese physician. MUST act kelian ok,
Anyway, the last tip has been proven useful because it works.
And Im the actor at that time hehehe
This morning, my dear is asking me how to go get MC.
Oh man, she is defintely asking the right person, after 2 and a half of experience in the army to get MC.
Top Five Tips
1) Put colgate into your eyes
Result= 2 days MC for red eyes
Consequence = May lead to blindness
2) Drink Hot drinks before visiting the doctor
Result = MC for Fever
3) Say Constipation
Result = MC (doc difficult to find out also)
4) Say Migraine
Result = MC (doc difficult to find out also)
5) Say 1/F
so what is 1/F?
This is PHYSICS, aiyoh u all forget how can.
Lets revise
F = 1 / T
Frequency = 1 / Period
so what does 1 / F means?
F=1/T
T=1/F
1/F=T
so 1/F= ?
okay, go and figure our yourself okay
Must say serious stomach cramp
And pls note, this excuse is not suitable for most guys, unless u will wear a skirt.
OK actually i got one final tip. Power one, confirm can get 2 days MC
u will need acting skills
reason: You are going to act that u sprain your back.
Most clinics do not have the apparatus for cure your sprain, and mostly only chinese Physician will do some "bending" for youi.
But chinese phsyician normally dun have MC.
SO just act that you sprain your back, must act really good ok, drag your feet all the way.
Tell Doc, u need at least 2 days MC, then the rest of the MC you will try to get from tht chinese physician. MUST act kelian ok,
Anyway, the last tip has been proven useful because it works.
And Im the actor at that time hehehe
