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August 30, 2005
Loving you
August 27, 2005
Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all I want to do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
Everything that I do is out of lovin' you
No one else can make me feel the colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
Lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day of my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you I see your soul come shining through
And every time that we ooooh I'm more in love with you
Makin' love with you is all I want to do
Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true
Everything that I do is out of lovin' you
No one else can make me feel the colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime
Lovin' you has made my life so beautiful
And every day of my life is filled with lovin' you
Lovin' you I see your soul come shining through
And every time that we ooooh I'm more in love with you
I will cane WHIP you!
August 26, 2005
To my dearest:
This is my last chance to you
If u bully me again
I willcane whip you!
Like this
Oops that is a wrong demonstration
it should be like this
Dun expect me to pamper u like i did before
Dun expect me to give in to you like i did before
Dun expect me to buy you gifts like i did before
Dun expect me to be the old Mr Niceguy
U can only expect that
I will love you like I always will
I will protect you like I always will
I will help you to my very best like I always will
We will make this r/s work out.
remember har
if you naughty, i will reallycane WHIP you...
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to my readers, i hope there are still some left
i think some will really think i made a real bad move in going
back to the past.
I know some already tell me its a bad move.
But I do not wish to have any regrets.
Cause I still believe there are hope in this r/s.
Okay time to buy a good whip!
This is my last chance to you
If u bully me again
I will
Like this
Oops that is a wrong demonstration
it should be like this
Dun expect me to pamper u like i did before
Dun expect me to give in to you like i did before
Dun expect me to buy you gifts like i did before
Dun expect me to be the old Mr Niceguy
U can only expect that
I will love you like I always will
I will protect you like I always will
I will help you to my very best like I always will
We will make this r/s work out.
remember har
if you naughty, i will really
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to my readers, i hope there are still some left
i think some will really think i made a real bad move in going
back to the past.
I know some already tell me its a bad move.
But I do not wish to have any regrets.
Cause I still believe there are hope in this r/s.
Okay time to buy a good whip!
May I know the weather for the next 3 hours?
August 21, 2005
May I know the weather for the next 3 hours?
That was the question i was posted as the prestigious Platinum Card customer called...
Oh, Im the weather Man now,
a few more weeks later and i might get
May I know the 4D results for today?
Next time they will ask
May I know what number is going to come up in the 1st prize the coming saturday.
Oh man, and she further ask for a specific area for the weather.
I am not like Zhu Ge Liang who can command the East Wind anytime loh...
Anyway my colleagues were all LAFFING AT ME LOH!!!
Okay, firstly we got no internet access, so internet is out
so i decided to step out of the office,went to ground floor and pray that it rains so the stupid bitch can stay at home..... I even dance the rain dance...
Anyway I realise that there is a easy way, which is calling at 65427788
or IF YOU got the internet unlike us in such a big organization....u can always go to
www.nea.gov.sg/metsin
The news is, Showers with thunder for the next 3 hours....
so stay in door, u stupid bitch
Anyway, Sat is another M session....
Yesh, another Mahjong session with Cherylyn (our new colleague hehe) nah, its Cheryl and Lyn and their BFs
anyway today sze hwei and Karan and me went bladinggggggg
It was freaking raining but nothing is going to stop me to blade
NOTHING even if it rain thunder...
Anyway, while waiting for the one who is late...
i went to Macdonald, i hear a familiar voice:
I want to talk to the manager now!
The Scenario: DP2CB VS MAC
Damn Pathetic 20 cents Bitch: " How come you are charging 10 cents for the curry sauce? "
Poor Gal: " We have already start charging for all outlets."
Damn Pathetic 20 cents Bitch: "Why is that the other outlets dun charged me? i want to talk the manager now!!"
...
Poor Manager: Hi How can I help you today?
and the same argument...
Damn Pathetic 20 cents Bitch: Now why is it that the other outlets do not charge me, do you know i know your manager for many years?
Poor Manager : "The other outlets are suppose to charge you. But this time round, I will not be charging you"
Haiz, for 20 cents....
Like wat people always say:
"Its not about money. Its a matter of principle."
anyway back to blading
Hey it was damn FUN!
though its my 1st time..., i can blade already lehhhhh
i genius or wat haha...
But i know still unstable, nvm, practise makes perfect
okay me and sze hwei would be getting our own blades this weekend
the the trio went shopping
actually only Sze Hwei wants to buy her food to cook for her dearest
and all 3 ends up buying one whole basket in the Basement of Paragon
That was the question i was posted as the prestigious Platinum Card customer called...
Oh, Im the weather Man now,
a few more weeks later and i might get
May I know the 4D results for today?
Next time they will ask
May I know what number is going to come up in the 1st prize the coming saturday.
Oh man, and she further ask for a specific area for the weather.
I am not like Zhu Ge Liang who can command the East Wind anytime loh...
Anyway my colleagues were all LAFFING AT ME LOH!!!
Okay, firstly we got no internet access, so internet is out
so i decided to step out of the office,went to ground floor and pray that it rains so the stupid bitch can stay at home..... I even dance the rain dance...
Anyway I realise that there is a easy way, which is calling at 65427788
or IF YOU got the internet unlike us in such a big organization....u can always go to
www.nea.gov.sg/metsin
The news is, Showers with thunder for the next 3 hours....
so stay in door, u stupid bitch
Anyway, Sat is another M session....
Yesh, another Mahjong session with Cherylyn (our new colleague hehe) nah, its Cheryl and Lyn and their BFs
anyway today sze hwei and Karan and me went bladinggggggg
It was freaking raining but nothing is going to stop me to blade
NOTHING even if it rain thunder...
Anyway, while waiting for the one who is late...
i went to Macdonald, i hear a familiar voice:
I want to talk to the manager now!
The Scenario: DP2CB VS MAC
Damn Pathetic 20 cents Bitch: " How come you are charging 10 cents for the curry sauce? "
Poor Gal: " We have already start charging for all outlets."
Damn Pathetic 20 cents Bitch: "Why is that the other outlets dun charged me? i want to talk the manager now!!"
...
Poor Manager: Hi How can I help you today?
and the same argument...
Damn Pathetic 20 cents Bitch: Now why is it that the other outlets do not charge me, do you know i know your manager for many years?
Poor Manager : "The other outlets are suppose to charge you. But this time round, I will not be charging you"
Haiz, for 20 cents....
Like wat people always say:
"Its not about money. Its a matter of principle."
anyway back to blading
Hey it was damn FUN!
though its my 1st time..., i can blade already lehhhhh
i genius or wat haha...
But i know still unstable, nvm, practise makes perfect
okay me and sze hwei would be getting our own blades this weekend
the the trio went shopping
actually only Sze Hwei wants to buy her food to cook for her dearest
and all 3 ends up buying one whole basket in the Basement of Paragon
STADA
August 19, 2005
Chalet...SSS
August 17, 2005
I have been to 3 chalets this past few weeks
1st chalet---Karen's Birthday....
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Okay i know the cake is abit small, but we only have 6 person and 1 dog
and the poor dog cant eat the cake....poor snufflesss
Me
Mandy---the exposer
Karen---the birthday gal
Nikki---the vulgar gal
Sze Hwei---the happy gal
P**N*t------Mystery guy....
Snuffle---the lazy dog
2nd and 3rd chalet
Scenario about the same
Main topic only one
---Gambling---- hehehe
1st chalet---Karen's Birthday....
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Okay i know the cake is abit small, but we only have 6 person and 1 dog
and the poor dog cant eat the cake....poor snufflesss
Me
Mandy---the exposer
Karen---the birthday gal
Nikki---the vulgar gal
Sze Hwei---the happy gal
P**N*t------Mystery guy....
Snuffle---the lazy dog
2nd and 3rd chalet
Scenario about the same
Main topic only one
---Gambling---- hehehe
Humiliation?
August 16, 2005
i posted what i feel
i posted how i feel
it was never meant to put anyone down
it was not even meant to humiliate u
though i cant give u sparks or even thunder in this r/s like when we started out
over the years
i gave u stability
i gave u security
i gave u your wants
betrayal or not
it no longer matters actually
the period of the separation was the worst period of my life
and u did it for the sake of your sparks
after the talk with jamie
i know u wanted the sparks
i wanted to give u the sparks again
i asked u which floor is your office on harbourfront
i asked which floor is your office on suntec
irregardless of whether there is any betrayal
the cigerrates triggered it
the circle of trust is broken
the hurt during the separation is irrepariable
and u did nothing to make it better
u just make it worst
the wound got bigger
and my heart died
i posted how i feel
it was never meant to put anyone down
it was not even meant to humiliate u
though i cant give u sparks or even thunder in this r/s like when we started out
over the years
i gave u stability
i gave u security
i gave u your wants
betrayal or not
it no longer matters actually
the period of the separation was the worst period of my life
and u did it for the sake of your sparks
after the talk with jamie
i know u wanted the sparks
i wanted to give u the sparks again
i asked u which floor is your office on harbourfront
i asked which floor is your office on suntec
irregardless of whether there is any betrayal
the cigerrates triggered it
the circle of trust is broken
the hurt during the separation is irrepariable
and u did nothing to make it better
u just make it worst
the wound got bigger
and my heart died
i want to be fill with hatred and anger but
August 15, 2005
I will survive this and become stronger
August 14, 2005
a person who do not care less about yr finance
even after you explained yr situation, she would demand this and that to be done by when even to the extent of borrowing from other people
a person who make sure u keep yr promise irregardless of what unexpected had happened
a person who dump u aside and say she want to rethink the r/s but all she does is to go pubbing and clubbing and do nothing else
a person who use to cry her heart out as i could no longer stand her rubbish when i initate a break up
but now, she couldnt care less at all
a person who used to demand that I had to stick to her for all days in week and give up all my friends and now, because she has her own friends after 5 years of r/s, she says to tell me to find my own friends.
a person who only cares about herself and only look for you when she needs you
a person who demanded that she only wants to live in a condo even after explaining that its not very possible
a person who longer puts u in priority anymore or even care how you feel
a person who will never sacriface anything for a person who has sacriface everything for her
See Sze Hwei said, what cant kill you only makes you stronger
Vit said, be a better child to your parents, a better pal to your friends, a better colleague - there are lots more people around you who still care
I soemtimes ask why must I go through all the unfair things in this world?
and this i wat miss Teng said
It made me learn to wipe my tears, get up, realize i have my frenz n family, realize life is more than having someone to love.
and i guess many have said in FP.
But ^Juan^ replied truly hits the spot
From Juan:
My guess is that she knows you all too well. That no matter what she does...you will forgive her. And by forgiving her this time...highly likely she will take you even more for granted...since she know...betrayal...you also can forgive.
I may be wrong...but my guess is that she doesn't love you as much as you love her...or even...she does not love you as much as she did before. And she is keeping her options open...and likely finding someone better than you (since she say she wanna live in condo and you ain't able to provide her with it). She's likely to hang on here until she find her next long term ticket. I hope I'm wrong at this...but...my sixth sense tells me that her love have faded...little by little.
I do not know what has changed her...but...a long term relationship faces alot of difficulties. Perhaps you didn't realise that each other's values have changed...or perhaps...even if you have realised and the signs were there...but you chose to ignore them.
Actually...by permitting her to do all those stated above...you have already let her took control of the relationship. And with control...seems like she ain't putting it to a positive usage...but instead abusing it. Abusing ur willingness to sacrifice for her.
If she really loved you and care for you...she won't have hurt you in the first place. Cos any gal which cherish a 5 yr relationship (imagine putting 5 yrs of a gal's youth in a relationship) won't risk doing any harm to it by a betrayal.
I'm a person who is in a 6 and a half yr relationship...and I would never have done any of the above to the person I love. And I even feel thankful for him putting me in priority and sacrificing alot of time he could have spent with his friends. Even if I knew more friends...I won't neglect him and ask him to go find more friends. And if my SO finance got problems...having been together for so long...all the more I should understand him and stand by him.
Obviously ur gal is no longer steadfast in the relationship...and I'm not sure if ur persistence in this relationship is gonna pay off.
I know it's difficult to let go a relationship which you have become so used to...and having to sacrifice so much for. But...if she doesn't change and put in the effort to make the relationship work...you're just gonna get disappointed and get hurt by her again and again. And...you won't know...if she's still with you cos she love you? Cos she knows you are willing to sacrifice for her? Cos she hasn't found a better long term ticket than you at the moment? You won't know...if one fine day...someone better comes along...would she be all ready to move on to a new relationship...leaving you with nothing but heart breaks.
You dun have to make a decision right now...but seriously give it a good thought. Whether it's worth it. You've already given up enough for her. All giving and no taking is unhealthy in a relationship...and seems like...you have given too much till you've spoilt her.
I still think...a man should show his gal who is the boss at times. Of cos...I dun mean beating her or what but letting her know that you ain't one who can be taken for granted for...especially when you are obviously being "ill treated" by her mentally...and perhaps...physcially?
even after you explained yr situation, she would demand this and that to be done by when even to the extent of borrowing from other people
a person who make sure u keep yr promise irregardless of what unexpected had happened
a person who dump u aside and say she want to rethink the r/s but all she does is to go pubbing and clubbing and do nothing else
a person who use to cry her heart out as i could no longer stand her rubbish when i initate a break up
but now, she couldnt care less at all
a person who used to demand that I had to stick to her for all days in week and give up all my friends and now, because she has her own friends after 5 years of r/s, she says to tell me to find my own friends.
a person who only cares about herself and only look for you when she needs you
a person who demanded that she only wants to live in a condo even after explaining that its not very possible
a person who longer puts u in priority anymore or even care how you feel
a person who will never sacriface anything for a person who has sacriface everything for her
See Sze Hwei said, what cant kill you only makes you stronger
Vit said, be a better child to your parents, a better pal to your friends, a better colleague - there are lots more people around you who still care
I soemtimes ask why must I go through all the unfair things in this world?
and this i wat miss Teng said
It made me learn to wipe my tears, get up, realize i have my frenz n family, realize life is more than having someone to love.
and i guess many have said in FP.
But ^Juan^ replied truly hits the spot
From Juan:
My guess is that she knows you all too well. That no matter what she does...you will forgive her. And by forgiving her this time...highly likely she will take you even more for granted...since she know...betrayal...you also can forgive.
I may be wrong...but my guess is that she doesn't love you as much as you love her...or even...she does not love you as much as she did before. And she is keeping her options open...and likely finding someone better than you (since she say she wanna live in condo and you ain't able to provide her with it). She's likely to hang on here until she find her next long term ticket. I hope I'm wrong at this...but...my sixth sense tells me that her love have faded...little by little.
I do not know what has changed her...but...a long term relationship faces alot of difficulties. Perhaps you didn't realise that each other's values have changed...or perhaps...even if you have realised and the signs were there...but you chose to ignore them.
Actually...by permitting her to do all those stated above...you have already let her took control of the relationship. And with control...seems like she ain't putting it to a positive usage...but instead abusing it. Abusing ur willingness to sacrifice for her.
If she really loved you and care for you...she won't have hurt you in the first place. Cos any gal which cherish a 5 yr relationship (imagine putting 5 yrs of a gal's youth in a relationship) won't risk doing any harm to it by a betrayal.
I'm a person who is in a 6 and a half yr relationship...and I would never have done any of the above to the person I love. And I even feel thankful for him putting me in priority and sacrificing alot of time he could have spent with his friends. Even if I knew more friends...I won't neglect him and ask him to go find more friends. And if my SO finance got problems...having been together for so long...all the more I should understand him and stand by him.
Obviously ur gal is no longer steadfast in the relationship...and I'm not sure if ur persistence in this relationship is gonna pay off.
I know it's difficult to let go a relationship which you have become so used to...and having to sacrifice so much for. But...if she doesn't change and put in the effort to make the relationship work...you're just gonna get disappointed and get hurt by her again and again. And...you won't know...if she's still with you cos she love you? Cos she knows you are willing to sacrifice for her? Cos she hasn't found a better long term ticket than you at the moment? You won't know...if one fine day...someone better comes along...would she be all ready to move on to a new relationship...leaving you with nothing but heart breaks.
You dun have to make a decision right now...but seriously give it a good thought. Whether it's worth it. You've already given up enough for her. All giving and no taking is unhealthy in a relationship...and seems like...you have given too much till you've spoilt her.
I still think...a man should show his gal who is the boss at times. Of cos...I dun mean beating her or what but letting her know that you ain't one who can be taken for granted for...especially when you are obviously being "ill treated" by her mentally...and perhaps...physcially?
Ransom
August 09, 2005
Mark and Spencer...
August 08, 2005
Hey, i finally see my Mark and Spencer Despo friend in MSN.
If u are talking about crazy fans of Jay Chou, or 5566 or even Hello Kitty, but Mark and Spencer?
this friend minlee, is a crazy fan of Mark and Spencer's groceries.
Buscuits Digestive Buscuits, jam, honey.... and dunno wat lah
and of course, her craze for it wouldnt stop her even if she will be in Korea for 6 months plus
Despite the fact she brought alot of M and S supplies, she is still looking for the Korea brand Mark and Spencer...
and she damn heng loh, the 1st mark and spencer she go, is no longer there...
haiz how i wished i can go overseas studies
i even give up living in hostel when i have the chance
Damn
well, no point crying over spilled and soured milk
yeahhh i M again today.
yuppieee
see ya soon
If u are talking about crazy fans of Jay Chou, or 5566 or even Hello Kitty, but Mark and Spencer?
this friend minlee, is a crazy fan of Mark and Spencer's groceries.
and of course, her craze for it wouldnt stop her even if she will be in Korea for 6 months plus
Despite the fact she brought alot of M and S supplies, she is still looking for the Korea brand Mark and Spencer...
and she damn heng loh, the 1st mark and spencer she go, is no longer there...
haiz how i wished i can go overseas studies
i even give up living in hostel when i have the chance
Damn
well, no point crying over spilled and soured milk
yeahhh i M again today.
yuppieee
see ya soon
No vision ..... No future.......go back the past....
August 07, 2005
Someone
Okay
The one told me NO vision = No Future = Go back to the past.
the "go back to the past" was rather interesting
does going back to the past neccessarily means that its a move with no vision...
hmm
as good horse dun eat old past grass
好馬不吃回頭草
well, i guess it cant be more true.
anyway, i dun intend to go deep into some philosophy.
BUT i was with some pretty beings this sunday morning.
Clarice is so cute!!!
and when she said she is a child care teacher, OH God, i dun remember i have such a cute child care teacher.
Can the students even concentrate....i noe they are only 4 years old but still...
But she is short loh, hmm as tall as micheal, but im not implying micheal is short lah.
anyway Micheal wunt be reading this... haha
But god is fair wan lah, u are short, but u are damn freaking cute and pretty and damn feminie.
Back to child care centre
i think i didnt even go to chid care centre cause i was so damnfucking &@^$@&^%$@&^%&@ obedient.
Okay maybe i wasnt that obedient, all i did was just play with 999 (at least i didnt call 1800 1111111 ) and throw things from the 12 floor floor
the things i throw wasnt worth mentioning, just some plates and spoons andknives
Okay
The one told me NO vision = No Future = Go back to the past.
the "go back to the past" was rather interesting
does going back to the past neccessarily means that its a move with no vision...
hmm
as good horse dun eat old past grass
好馬不吃回頭草
well, i guess it cant be more true.
anyway, i dun intend to go deep into some philosophy.
BUT i was with some pretty beings this sunday morning.
Clarice is so cute!!!
and when she said she is a child care teacher, OH God, i dun remember i have such a cute child care teacher.
Can the students even concentrate....i noe they are only 4 years old but still...
But she is short loh, hmm as tall as micheal, but im not implying micheal is short lah.
anyway Micheal wunt be reading this... haha
But god is fair wan lah, u are short, but u are damn freaking cute and pretty and damn feminie.
Back to child care centre
i think i didnt even go to chid care centre cause i was so damn
Okay maybe i wasnt that obedient, all i did was just play with 999 (at least i didnt call 1800 1111111 ) and throw things from the 12 floor floor
the things i throw wasnt worth mentioning, just some plates and spoons and
Big Dick?
August 03, 2005
Hey
im not perverted and im not onto dicks but i really got to blog this article
Its damn freaking funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Im runninng out of time as I gonna ciao soon, anyway i would love to got to Japan to witness this.....not to experience, just to see only.
Enjoy the below article.........
My Kids Are Perverted
Ok, so I'm an assisstant teacher in three Japanese middle schools. The grade levels are ichinensei, ninensei, and sannensei. Translated this just means "1st years", "2nd years", and "3rd years", and it's equivalent to American 7-9th grades. So the kids are about 12-15 years old.
For the ichinensei, they JUST started learning English. So this means they know nothing. Well, they know "Good Morning" and "I go to school by bike", but that's about it. Some of them don't even know that. It's not a bad thing, try to think about how much Spanish/French/German you knew after 3 years of it in High School. I took HS Spanish for 3 years and all I took out of it was "Yo quiero taco bell". My apologies to Mrs. Gonzalez, Ms. Kuchinski, and Mrs. Mach.
You know what's kind of funny though? Some kids can't say "Good morning", but damn near all of them can ask if I have a big dick. Or, "bigu dikku" in Engrish.
Y'see, Japan's an island no bigger than California, where everything is filtered. There are so few foreigners here, their only impressions of things outside of Japan comes from the media. And to be honest, they don't really give a damn about anything other than America. So yeah, try to imagine a country where the perceptions of you are created by your movies, music, and MTV. And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting.
....Okay? Ok. So anyway, the whole "black men have big dicks" stereotype stretches far and wide, even to the nation's 12 year olds. Part of why I'm here is not just to kind of sort of help teach English, but to "broaden cultural perceptions". Break stereotypes, challenge preconcieved notions, all that jazz. That's good and all, but this is one stereotype I think I'm just gonna let slide.
So anyway, I get asked "bigu dikku" A LOT. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I got asked this question about 2-3 times *in my entire life* in America. Locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12-15 year old? I wave them off and say "No no no." Then they say "Oh, sumaru dikku?" (trans. "Small dick?") and OF COURSE that's wrong so I have to correct them. It's just a no-win stiuation.
On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I shit you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!" Oh hell no. I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk." His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it.
That is so NOT what I meant.
I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho."
Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.
You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.
It's called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show - don't trust anyone. I'd say the little girls are the most dangerous cause they have natural ways of lowering your defenses.
I was pretty lucky. Before I came, I bought a really big, really baggy pair of pants. The kids try to Kancho...but they just have no idea where my ass is! It's beautiful! I had one kid try and find his fingers hit nothing but jean fabric and air. Yes! But I've actually gotten pretty good at dodging it, much like Spider-man I have developed a Kancho Sense that tells me where and when it's coming before it comes. I parry fingers like a pro. My record is still 100% Kancho Free. Ha! America 2, Japan 0.
All in a day's work I suppose.
im not perverted and im not onto dicks but i really got to blog this article
Its damn freaking funny!!!!!!!!!!!
Im runninng out of time as I gonna ciao soon, anyway i would love to got to Japan to witness this.....not to experience, just to see only.
Enjoy the below article.........
My Kids Are Perverted
Ok, so I'm an assisstant teacher in three Japanese middle schools. The grade levels are ichinensei, ninensei, and sannensei. Translated this just means "1st years", "2nd years", and "3rd years", and it's equivalent to American 7-9th grades. So the kids are about 12-15 years old.
For the ichinensei, they JUST started learning English. So this means they know nothing. Well, they know "Good Morning" and "I go to school by bike", but that's about it. Some of them don't even know that. It's not a bad thing, try to think about how much Spanish/French/German you knew after 3 years of it in High School. I took HS Spanish for 3 years and all I took out of it was "Yo quiero taco bell". My apologies to Mrs. Gonzalez, Ms. Kuchinski, and Mrs. Mach.
You know what's kind of funny though? Some kids can't say "Good morning", but damn near all of them can ask if I have a big dick. Or, "bigu dikku" in Engrish.
Y'see, Japan's an island no bigger than California, where everything is filtered. There are so few foreigners here, their only impressions of things outside of Japan comes from the media. And to be honest, they don't really give a damn about anything other than America. So yeah, try to imagine a country where the perceptions of you are created by your movies, music, and MTV. And when you stop crying and shaking at the sheer horror of that thought, I'll be here waiting.
....Okay? Ok. So anyway, the whole "black men have big dicks" stereotype stretches far and wide, even to the nation's 12 year olds. Part of why I'm here is not just to kind of sort of help teach English, but to "broaden cultural perceptions". Break stereotypes, challenge preconcieved notions, all that jazz. That's good and all, but this is one stereotype I think I'm just gonna let slide.
So anyway, I get asked "bigu dikku" A LOT. Every 2-3 days in fact, which is amazing considering I got asked this question about 2-3 times *in my entire life* in America. Locker room jokes aside. How do you answer that anyway? To a 12-15 year old? I wave them off and say "No no no." Then they say "Oh, sumaru dikku?" (trans. "Small dick?") and OF COURSE that's wrong so I have to correct them. It's just a no-win stiuation.
On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying to grab it. I shit you not, I have to play Dodgedick with Japanese Jr. High kids on a weekly basis. Boys and girls! Age, gender, doesn't matter, they all want a stab at it. The boys are actually more persistant though. I had one boy grab for it, and when I said "No!" he put his hands together and, in English, said "Please!" Oh hell no. I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk." His solution was to ask the girl sitting next to him to trade seats, grab my dick, and tell him about it.
That is so NOT what I meant.
I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduce you to a game Japanese kids like to play called "Kancho."
Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together, sticking out their first fingers, and shoving them up your butt. I'm really not joking.
You know, before we come to Japan, they tell us a lot of ultimately useless stuff. What kind of computer to bring, if our DVD's will work, clothing sizes, that kind of nonsense. Nowhere, and I mean nowhere, in the 3-4 months of orientations did anyone ever mention that at some point, a Japanese kid may try to stick their fingers up our butt. That's something I would have liked to know, personally.
It's called Kancho, and just about any kid can be a Kancho Assassin. Even the sweetest little girl may be prone to jam her fingers up your ass the second you turn around. This happened to one of my friends, which just goes to show - don't trust anyone. I'd say the little girls are the most dangerous cause they have natural ways of lowering your defenses.
I was pretty lucky. Before I came, I bought a really big, really baggy pair of pants. The kids try to Kancho...but they just have no idea where my ass is! It's beautiful! I had one kid try and find his fingers hit nothing but jean fabric and air. Yes! But I've actually gotten pretty good at dodging it, much like Spider-man I have developed a Kancho Sense that tells me where and when it's coming before it comes. I parry fingers like a pro. My record is still 100% Kancho Free. Ha! America 2, Japan 0.
All in a day's work I suppose.
U say leh?
August 01, 2005
U say leh is a senstive phrase to me.
It used to be, a very sacarstic, angry, initmidating, unreasonable phrase.
the good old days of asking what bag you wan to use today, and answered with sacarcism is finally gone.
well, I got i a few days ago, and I got i again.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhh
from the same company somemore...
i hope my i will be successful.
U will noe, what is i, its wat alot of people in my company is hoping for after every saturday.
oh f@#&#*&@^%*@k, i lost again.
I think I pissed someone off, with my super guarding, but of course its not on purpose.
Eventually only I and her lost loh sianzzzzzzzzzzz
Im still quite shock that pple will give up zhi mo 4 tai to gao 5 tai.....
this is the mahjong world....
there is more to come ahhaha
anyway sorina, micheal, elias, frank and i, 4 dbs and 1 M1 having supper and listen to sorina bitching about his favourite person.
Honestly, never offend your boss, or its time for a new job...
okie gtg see ya
It used to be, a very sacarstic, angry, initmidating, unreasonable phrase.
the good old days of asking what bag you wan to use today, and answered with sacarcism is finally gone.
well, I got i a few days ago, and I got i again.
Yeahhhhhhhhhhh
from the same company somemore...
i hope my i will be successful.
U will noe, what is i, its wat alot of people in my company is hoping for after every saturday.
oh f@#&#*&@^%*@k, i lost again.
I think I pissed someone off, with my super guarding, but of course its not on purpose.
Eventually only I and her lost loh sianzzzzzzzzzzz
Im still quite shock that pple will give up zhi mo 4 tai to gao 5 tai.....
this is the mahjong world....
there is more to come ahhaha
anyway sorina, micheal, elias, frank and i, 4 dbs and 1 M1 having supper and listen to sorina bitching about his favourite person.
Honestly, never offend your boss, or its time for a new job...
okie gtg see ya
