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Vampires and relationships
September 30, 2005
Paiseh, 10 days no update
Cause i kanna bitten by Vampire, so still waiting for Ma Xiao Ling to save me
then for no reason, i became the main lead, thats explain the disappearance for 10 days
Here are the pics of my movie
As usual , i will save the world.
While i was saving the world, i notice some interesting people
I think they are known as the female F4.
Thebreasts, i mean the cake looks delicious.
well, i dun have a relationship with a vampire, no no, shedoesnt suck my money, she suck my whole heart.
I guess many people around me are having a hard time with relationships, and that includes me.
People will still ask me how i have this unbalanced relationship for so long...
Its because im too used to be together with her?
Its because of responsibility?
Its because i am worried that she will not survive because of me?
maybe all the answers are correct.
but i dun have an answer on
why i love her and what i love about her.
Well, maybe the reason im still having this long r/s is because i still do not know the answers.
Cause i kanna bitten by Vampire, so still waiting for Ma Xiao Ling to save me
then for no reason, i became the main lead, thats explain the disappearance for 10 days
Here are the pics of my movie
As usual , i will save the world.
While i was saving the world, i notice some interesting people
I think they are known as the female F4.
The
well, i dun have a relationship with a vampire, no no, she
I guess many people around me are having a hard time with relationships, and that includes me.
People will still ask me how i have this unbalanced relationship for so long...
Its because im too used to be together with her?
Its because of responsibility?
Its because i am worried that she will not survive because of me?
maybe all the answers are correct.
but i dun have an answer on
why i love her and what i love about her.
Well, maybe the reason im still having this long r/s is because i still do not know the answers.
wah good day to sleep lehh
September 20, 2005
OK here is a link that will let u get one day mc if u look at it long enough
enjoy the following clip
they are good!
enjoy the following clip
they are good!
flowerpod....
September 19, 2005
Yoh
i have been buzy for the past few days lah, so i seldom have the time to visit www.flowerpod.com.sg/forums/
but the above post is so damn mean.
so its true, its better to offend a petty person than woman.
especially the above woman.
Anyway FP is a nice forum, please do not be affected by such unhuman post.
Cheers
i have been buzy for the past few days lah, so i seldom have the time to visit www.flowerpod.com.sg/forums/
but the above post is so damn mean.
so its true, its better to offend a petty person than woman.
especially the above woman.
Anyway FP is a nice forum, please do not be affected by such unhuman post.
Cheers
I finally know my blog error
September 17, 2005
FInally, i got the error you guys hav been telling me all about
Honestly, i was thinking wat the f**k is wrong with the computers you all have.
Then I realise, im the one that is f**king wrong
hehe
Apologies to all
and the reason why im not getting the error and suddenly sorina also dun get the error is becoz we didnt type the link in the url address box.
If u add it to favourites, or click on my link on other pple's page, u wunt get the error.
As long as you type the url letter by letter into the URL address, you will get the error
so till i resolve the error, why not you all just add my link to you favourites?
Cheers!
Honestly, i was thinking wat the f**k is wrong with the computers you all have.
Then I realise, im the one that is f**king wrong
hehe
Apologies to all
and the reason why im not getting the error and suddenly sorina also dun get the error is becoz we didnt type the link in the url address box.
If u add it to favourites, or click on my link on other pple's page, u wunt get the error.
As long as you type the url letter by letter into the URL address, you will get the error
so till i resolve the error, why not you all just add my link to you favourites?
Cheers!
the 4th leg
September 16, 2005
Yohhh
there have been alot of "body parts" news....
But todays topic is not on that.
Everybody is looking for the 4th leg
its just that
10:20 PM 9/15/2005
Terence called: yoh yoh yoh, this is terence calling from DBS, tommorrow play mahjong with Jason, Sorina and Jasmine?
Joe: Okay ONz.
Then TODAY:
7:00 PM 9/16/2005
Cheryl: Mahjong at 11pm?
Joe: Haiyah, i yesterday already bei bao le.
8:22 PM 9/16/2005
Jamie: MJ?
Joe: Haiyah, playing later
9:17 PM 9/16/2005
Mandy: Play mahjong okay? with Sze Hwei, me and Desmond
Joe: Haiyah, I promised to play with Jason liaoz.
So i apologized to Cheryl, Lyn, Lyn's BF, Rick, Cheryl's bro, Roy, Jamie's kakis, Mandy, Sze Hwei and Desmond.
Hope that u all find the 4th leg.
Hmm, did i make that well known that I like to play mahjong haha?
So i must win Jason, Sorina and Jasmine!!!! if not i will gu fu so many legs
Okay
Some photos from the wedding
Their wedding photoshots are really nice
more pics here http://simalicia.fotopic.net/
I wish Darren and Alicia a long and loving marriage.
More on Darren
I came to know Darren when Edmund (my pri 6 friend) and I and him came to NUS SOC.
We were quite good friends and took many same semesters and try to arrange same tutorials together.
I even went to his house b4 okie.
He came a few times to my house already of course tosleep with me do project haha.
No lah, mainly he and Edmund come to toture my poor cats
there have been alot of "body parts" news....
But todays topic is not on that.
Everybody is looking for the 4th leg
its just that
10:20 PM 9/15/2005
Terence called: yoh yoh yoh, this is terence calling from DBS, tommorrow play mahjong with Jason, Sorina and Jasmine?
Joe: Okay ONz.
Then TODAY:
7:00 PM 9/16/2005
Cheryl: Mahjong at 11pm?
Joe: Haiyah, i yesterday already bei bao le.
8:22 PM 9/16/2005
Jamie: MJ?
Joe: Haiyah, playing later
9:17 PM 9/16/2005
Mandy: Play mahjong okay? with Sze Hwei, me and Desmond
Joe: Haiyah, I promised to play with Jason liaoz.
So i apologized to Cheryl, Lyn, Lyn's BF, Rick, Cheryl's bro, Roy, Jamie's kakis, Mandy, Sze Hwei and Desmond.
Hope that u all find the 4th leg.
Hmm, did i make that well known that I like to play mahjong haha?
So i must win Jason, Sorina and Jasmine!!!! if not i will gu fu so many legs
Okay
Some photos from the wedding
Their wedding photoshots are really nice
more pics here http://simalicia.fotopic.net/
I wish Darren and Alicia a long and loving marriage.
More on Darren
I came to know Darren when Edmund (my pri 6 friend) and I and him came to NUS SOC.
We were quite good friends and took many same semesters and try to arrange same tutorials together.
I even went to his house b4 okie.
He came a few times to my house already of course to
No lah, mainly he and Edmund come to toture my poor cats
Wedding and Mahjong
September 13, 2005
have been quite buzy the past few days
1st went to attend Darren, a uni friend's wedding.
And i could say their wedding its all thanks to Edmund, my good friend.
I could still remember him saying that the final year project is his last hope of getting a girlfriend.
And he carefully and cunningly got 3 gals and himself and darren to be in the final year project.
People will choose the smart ones for projects, nah, he will choose the chios one for project.
Miracously, incredibly Gladly, his wish came true, he got attached and so did Darren (of course it was not a miracle for darren cause he quite shuai hehe.)
the wedding was held at hotel intercontinental, when i got the photos, i will post it up
and heres the welcome gift heehee
ah yes, mahjong was the main agenda for the past few days
I think Cheryl's house nearly became my 3rd home, i was there for at least 7 out of 10 days.
Of course, my 2nd home is my platinum and treasures customer lah hehe
let me think of the records,
lose, lose, win, win, win, lose, lose, win
After the 2 consecutive lost, i got fan xin leh, then i see light!
and came back with 3 consecutive wins.
Haiz, i must have been too conceit with my winnings,thats why i lose again, i must fan xin more.
Hai, at Jason house hor, only win once leh, kanna trash at least 5-1.
Jason, damn professional gambler, i must fan xin more on my mistakes.
will blog next time tired liaoooo
1st went to attend Darren, a uni friend's wedding.
And i could say their wedding its all thanks to Edmund, my good friend.
I could still remember him saying that the final year project is his last hope of getting a girlfriend.
And he carefully and cunningly got 3 gals and himself and darren to be in the final year project.
People will choose the smart ones for projects, nah, he will choose the chios one for project.
the wedding was held at hotel intercontinental, when i got the photos, i will post it up
and heres the welcome gift heehee
ah yes, mahjong was the main agenda for the past few days
I think Cheryl's house nearly became my 3rd home, i was there for at least 7 out of 10 days.
Of course, my 2nd home is my platinum and treasures customer lah hehe
let me think of the records,
lose, lose, win, win, win, lose, lose, win
After the 2 consecutive lost, i got fan xin leh, then i see light!
and came back with 3 consecutive wins.
Haiz, i must have been too conceit with my winnings,thats why i lose again, i must fan xin more.
Hai, at Jason house hor, only win once leh, kanna trash at least 5-1.
Jason, damn professional gambler, i must fan xin more on my mistakes.
will blog next time tired liaoooo
Steamy Sex?
September 02, 2005
The following extract is from http://www.yourguysxxxposed.blogspot.com/
Victim 5: Steamy Sex Please?
Session Start: Thu Jul 21 15:40:09 2005
[hotguy] asl?
<*******> 49/f/india
[hotguy] huh?
<*******> why whats wrong?
[hotguy] u so old le, y online leh?
<*******> you're never too old!
[hotguy] orh. u married?
<*******> yes
[hotguy] got husband still want to find guy?
<*******> my hubbie died alrdy?
<*******> sigh
[hotguy] woah so jialat arh? wat happen leH?
<*******> he died in the stampede to get food rations for our children
<*******> we been married for 32 yrs
[hotguy] how many children?
[hotguy] sorry 2 hear abt this
[hotguy] i first time chatting wif so old one
<*******> i have 4 kids.
[hotguy] all grow up le right?
<*******> no. we cannot afford education for them.
[hotguy] then you come mirc find what?
<*******> just someone i can talk 2.
[hotguy] orh, u and ur hubbie got hav sex last time alot not?
<*******> we used to do it 8 times a day
<*******> he was one hell of karmasutra god
[hotguy] u looking for sex here?
<*******> if the right one maybe but noone could be as super as my hubbie
[hotguy] wan to mit then fuck?
[hotguy] u got fuck 18 yr old b4?
<*******> ya. in my younger days.
[hotguy] happening nia
<*******> i miss my hubbie's papadums and dingdongs.
[hotguy] haha got name one
<*******> yes, cos he likes steamy sex. so i always used hot charcoal and burned his left ball particularly. it makes him feel gd. according to the karmasutra, its supposed to produce some kind of high feeling. i been burning guys. you want?
------- since he was "hotguy" i don't understand.. why didnt he continue talking after that line? I thought he'd like things to be HOT! ;p
Though it was about 5 to 6 years ago since i went to IRC...
Singapore sure got alot of horny guys
Anyway that blog is damn funny
read it!
Victim 5: Steamy Sex Please?
Session Start: Thu Jul 21 15:40:09 2005
[hotguy] asl?
<*******> 49/f/india
[hotguy] huh?
<*******> why whats wrong?
[hotguy] u so old le, y online leh?
<*******> you're never too old!
[hotguy] orh. u married?
<*******> yes
[hotguy] got husband still want to find guy?
<*******> my hubbie died alrdy?
<*******> sigh
[hotguy] woah so jialat arh? wat happen leH?
<*******> he died in the stampede to get food rations for our children
<*******> we been married for 32 yrs
[hotguy] how many children?
[hotguy] sorry 2 hear abt this
[hotguy] i first time chatting wif so old one
<*******> i have 4 kids.
[hotguy] all grow up le right?
<*******> no. we cannot afford education for them.
[hotguy] then you come mirc find what?
<*******> just someone i can talk 2.
[hotguy] orh, u and ur hubbie got hav sex last time alot not?
<*******> we used to do it 8 times a day
<*******> he was one hell of karmasutra god
[hotguy] u looking for sex here?
<*******> if the right one maybe but noone could be as super as my hubbie
[hotguy] wan to mit then fuck?
[hotguy] u got fuck 18 yr old b4?
<*******> ya. in my younger days.
[hotguy] happening nia
<*******> i miss my hubbie's papadums and dingdongs.
[hotguy] haha got name one
<*******> yes, cos he likes steamy sex. so i always used hot charcoal and burned his left ball particularly. it makes him feel gd. according to the karmasutra, its supposed to produce some kind of high feeling. i been burning guys. you want?
------- since he was "hotguy" i don't understand.. why didnt he continue talking after that line? I thought he'd like things to be HOT! ;p
Though it was about 5 to 6 years ago since i went to IRC...
Singapore sure got alot of horny guys
Anyway that blog is damn funny
read it!
My Cat is missing
one of my cats is missing
he is not exactly cute
he is not exactly pretty too.
but he is a member of the family
CAT MISSING
My cat has been missing since Thursday night. It was last spotted on the 16th floor. It has the tendency to hide in people’s houses when it is frightened. I’m hoping that you may search your house to see if my cat is hiding in your house. If you spot him, pls contact me at this no. 98514185.
我的猫已失踪两天。最后一次出现在16楼的走廊。当它受到惊吓时，会躲进邻居的家中。如果发现它的踪影，请联络我。
I live at Blk 133 Geylang East Ave 1
there will be rewards given
at my own discretion hehe
he is not exactly cute
he is not exactly pretty too.
but he is a member of the family
CAT MISSING
My cat has been missing since Thursday night. It was last spotted on the 16th floor. It has the tendency to hide in people’s houses when it is frightened. I’m hoping that you may search your house to see if my cat is hiding in your house. If you spot him, pls contact me at this no. 98514185.
我的猫已失踪两天。最后一次出现在16楼的走廊。当它受到惊吓时，会躲进邻居的家中。如果发现它的踪影，请联络我。
I live at Blk 133 Geylang East Ave 1
there will be rewards given
at my own discretion hehe
the world of vulgarity
Long time no blog
But somebody send me a file that is worth blogging hehe.
in Singapore there are 2 kind of vulgarity
There is the English Kind and the Hokkien mix mix Kind
One good example of the English Kind
KANEH NABEH CHAO CHEE BYE YOU FUCKING ANAL COCK SCREWER!
YOU ARE IN FUCKING DEEP SHIT AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR FUCKING ALTREV WILL BE FUCKING WADING IN A CESSPOOL WHEN I'M DONE SCREWING YOUR SO-CALLED COMPANY UP.
YES, I CAN FUCKING DO THAT EVEN IF I'M FIVE BLOODY PLANE HOURS AWAY!
The next one is my favourite
It just to show that the Banglas here is well verse with our vulgarity but nevertheless, we have the home ground advantage
pls right click on the link and save it
Singapore VS Bangladash=== 1 - 0
But somebody send me a file that is worth blogging hehe.
in Singapore there are 2 kind of vulgarity
There is the English Kind and the Hokkien mix mix Kind
One good example of the English Kind
KANEH NABEH CHAO CHEE BYE YOU FUCKING ANAL COCK SCREWER!
YOU ARE IN FUCKING DEEP SHIT AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR FUCKING ALTREV WILL BE FUCKING WADING IN A CESSPOOL WHEN I'M DONE SCREWING YOUR SO-CALLED COMPANY UP.
YES, I CAN FUCKING DO THAT EVEN IF I'M FIVE BLOODY PLANE HOURS AWAY!
The next one is my favourite
It just to show that the Banglas here is well verse with our vulgarity but nevertheless, we have the home ground advantage
pls right click on the link and save it
Singapore VS Bangladash=== 1 - 0
